C is the Courtney Love of toddlers. Her love of all people dirty is astounding. After leaving a relative's house today, we went to get dinner at a restaurant. Spotting her prey in her sight, she ran up to what was obviously a homeless guy as she coolly said, "hey" to get his attention. This isn't the first time... there.. have been others.
Once at her Doctor's office she ran up to man in dirty sweatpants and grabbed the crotch of his pants as she tried to climb up him. He wasn't impressed. That makes two of us, buddy.